Do YOU Have The Networking Bug?
Have You Got the Networking Bug? 7 Telltale Signs You’re Addicted to Business Networking Meetings
At Simply Business Club, we love a good networking event. Great coffee, new faces, exciting conversations… what’s not to like? But for some of us, it goes a little further.
You start with one casual breakfast meet-up, and before you know it, you’re booked solid with brunches, Zooms, lunches, and after-work drinks — all in the name of “networking.”
So, how do you know if you’ve caught the networking bug? Here are the unmistakable (and slightly hilarious) signs that you’re addicted to business networking meetings.
1. You Start Introducing Yourself in 60 Seconds… Everywhere
Whether you’re at the school gates, in the queue at Tesco, or meeting your partner’s nan, you can’t resist giving a well-rehearsed 60-second pitch about your business.
“Hi, I’m Jane, I help small businesses maximise visibility with innovative marketing strategies—oh wait, you just asked if I wanted a receipt…”
2. You Own More Name Badges Than Socks
You’ve got a drawer full of lanyards, name tags, branded pens, and mysterious tote bags. Some badges even say things like “Networking Ninja” or “Master Connector” — and you wear them with pride.
3. You’ve Mastered the Art of Eating a Pastry While Pitching
You know how to elegantly demolish a croissant, balance a coffee cup, and shake hands while still networking. It’s practically a competitive sport at this point. Someone give you a gold medal (and maybe another Danish).
4. Your Diary Looks Like a Tube Map
You’ve colour-coded your networking events. Mondays are for speed networking. Tuesdays? Local business brunches. Wednesday: online networking. Thursday: wine and networking. Friday: collapse and reflect on your leads. It’s no wonder your friends can’t keep up.
5. You Start Ranking Biscuits by Event
You’ve started judging the quality of an event by the biscuit selection. “Oh, they had Hobnobs? Must be a premium-level group.” If someone offers homemade flapjacks, you’re signing up for life.
6. You’ve Connected With Someone on LinkedIn Before You’ve Met Them
You walk into a room and someone says, “Oh, you’re that person from LinkedIn!” And you’re like, “Yes! I liked your post about CRM systems and cinnamon buns!” It’s the digital handshake of the modern networker.
7. You Genuinely Miss Networking During Holidays
While most people are relaxing by the pool, you’re scrolling your phone, thinking: “I wonder if there’s a casual networking meet-up in the Algarve…” You tell your partner, “I’m just going to this informal business mingle. Be back in two hours.”
Need Help Channelling Your Networking Addiction Productively?
Whether you’re a total newbie or a seasoned schmoozer, Simply Business Club is the place to be. Our Kent-based business networking events are relaxed, friendly, and genuinely helpful — with no awkward sales pitches or forced conversations.
So if you’ve caught the networking bug, don’t worry. You’re not alone — and you’re definitely in the right place!
Join Simply Business Club today and connect with like-minded professionals who love a good breakfast and a great conversation just as much as you do.
Simply Business Club, we invite you to attend one of our weekly Face-to-Face and Online Business Networking meetings.
At Simply Business Club, our networking meetings are all about creating the right environment for you to grow. Whether you want to showcase your products and services, share your business goals, or build lasting partnerships, our events give you the perfect platform.
We foster a relaxed, conversational atmosphere where genuine connections are made and collaboration is encouraged. By learning from others and engaging with a wide range of industries, you’ll uncover fresh opportunities, gain valuable insights, and unlock new avenues for financial growth—not just for your business, but for the whole SBC community.
Contact us at Simply Business Club and start your business networking journey with us today.