The Twelve Days Of Business Networking
The Twelve Days Of Business Networking
It’s almost time to be festive
But there is still work days ahead and plenty of business networking to be done
So why not combine both
At Simply Business Club, we decided to rewrite the Christmas classic, The Twelve Days Of Christmas, but to examine the types of people and situations you will come across at a Business Networking meeting
Just for a bit of fun
So here we go… In your finest singing voices please
The 12 Days of Business Networking
🎵 On the first day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
A guy pitching his MLM scheme.
🎵 On the second day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
Two life coaches,
And a guy pitching his MLM scheme.
🎵 On the third day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
Three accountants frowning,
Two life coaches,
And a guy pitching his MLM scheme.
🎵 On the fourth day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
Four tech gurus,
Three accountants frowning,
Two life coaches,
And a guy pitching his MLM scheme.
🎵 On the fifth day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
Five awkward hugs!
Four tech gurus,
Three accountants frowning,
Two life coaches,
And a guy pitching his MLM scheme.
🎵 On the sixth day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
Six LinkedIn stalkers,
Five awkward hugs!
Four tech gurus,
Three accountants frowning,
Two life coaches,
And a guy pitching his MLM scheme.
🎵 On the seventh day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
Seven financial advisers,
Six LinkedIn stalkers,
Five awkward hugs!
Four tech gurus,
Three accountants frowning,
Two life coaches,
And a guy pitching his MLM scheme.
🎵 On the eighth day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
Eight mistimed yawns,
Seven financial advisers,
Six LinkedIn stalkers,
Five awkward hugs!
Four tech gurus,
Three accountants frowning,
Two life coaches,
And a guy pitching his MLM scheme.
🎵 On the ninth day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
Nine soggy croissants,
Eight mistimed yawns,
Seven financial advisers,
Six LinkedIn stalkers,
Five awkward hugs!
Four tech gurus,
Three accountants frowning,
Two life coaches,
And a guy pitching his MLM scheme.
🎵 On the tenth day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
Ten business cards flying,
Nine soggy croissants,
Eight mistimed yawns,
Seven financial advisers,
Six LinkedIn stalkers,
Five awkward hugs!
Four tech gurus,
Three accountants frowning,
Two life coaches,
And a guy pitching his MLM scheme.
🎵 On the eleventh day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
Eleven bad jokes bombing,
Ten business cards flying,
Nine soggy croissants,
Eight mistimed yawns,
Seven financial advisers,
Six LinkedIn stalkers,
Five awkward hugs!
Four tech gurus,
Three accountants frowning,
Two life coaches,
And a guy pitching his MLM scheme.
🎵 On the twelfth day of networking, my coffee gave to me:
Twelve extroverts yelling,
Eleven bad jokes bombing,
Ten business cards flying,
Nine soggy croissants,
Eight mistimed yawns,
Seven financial advisers,
Six LinkedIn stalkers,
Five awkward hugs!
Four tech gurus,
Three accountants frowning,
Two life coaches,
And a guy pitching his MLM scheme! 🎵
With your SBC membership, you will be invited to attend both our Face-to-Face and Online Business Networking events where you can discuss your business, what and who you are looking to work with and learn about other industries in the room that can help you grow and develop.
We believe that by working together, all the businesses and individuals involved in our networking group can make genuine business connections, find new opportunities, and achieve greater success with the added financial gains.
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